We childproofed our home. But they’re still getting in. ~ Barbara Johnson
Raising Kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare. ~ Ed Asner
I can see clearly now. My brain is gone. ~ Barbara Johnson
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family … in another city. ~ George Burns
Raising Teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to the walls. ~ Barbara Johnson
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble. ~ Barbara Johnson
These quotes were compiled in her book “Humor Me” by Barbara Johnson. Enjoy.
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As a child, I could totally relate to the middle name quote! Now I catch myself doing it with my kids! These were really funny.
Thanks for the good laugh!
Marie